Sunday 15 December 2013

Posts from Mitten 1

What up.

I hear this Christmas thing is happening again soon. I can't really say I approve. This thing has appeared on my stairs where I like to bask and today, when I was carrying out my daily inspection of the surrounding area from the front window, this...this...THING brutally and viciously attacked me. SHE laughed and said to HE, "One of the robin decals fell on the mitten" which I feel belittled the entire horrific incident. I could easily have been mauled to death. And SHE wonders why I don't like SHE.

I have heard, however, that there might be turkey associated with this Christmas business. Now, that I can get on board with. When will that arrive? I'll just bask here and wait for it.

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